If i had a million dollars

this game is called "if I had a million dollars"
You start of with If I had a million dollars i would...

Ex. If i had a million dollars i would buy a tiger

Ex. The tiger you bought, ate you. If I had a million dollars i would buy a host for this server.

You'd buy a host? o: I'd create my own server, make it #1 and sue anyone who gets in my way, lolz.
The host you bought was disloyal and screwed up the server to an unrepairable state.
If I had a million dollars...I'd invest it, make $10 billion from it and rule the world.

The 10 billion dollars you earned was all fake money, printed by myself.
When you tried to buy the world, they killed you because you tried to scam them..
If i had 1 million dollars i'd buy nexon

The evil cop. Nexon doesn't sell out.

If I had a million dollars i would buy a 500m long ice cream Sunday

You ate the Sunday but then you got high sugar from getting so fat.
I wish that everyone would die before me. :p

Wish granted. Now we wait for your death. d:
This is like corrupt-a-wish, lolz

granted since you corrupted your own wish.
I wish to kill the next person who posts

granted but to tell u the truth im a mammal so u cant kill me(:
i wish for a hug from next person

wth? You can't kill me because I'm a mammal???? wth?

Granted, but when we we're about to hug you died from being over excited.
I wish that no one could wish any more

granted but it didnt come true
i want the next person to get me a car

Granted I got you Hummer. You crashed and died
If i had a million dollars I would sue nexon for some reason

granted but nexon cant be sued cause we got no proof they are against us
i wish for a limo this time

Granted, but that limo exploded right after you gave the money to the car sales men and you have no insurance.
I wish i had a million dollars so I could get two million dollars

granted, but the 2 million dollars was from counter fitters
i wish for a paperclip(:

You accidentally swallow the paper clip and it goes through your digestive system while cutting every organ along the way. When it finally comes out of your butt, you've already died from internal bleeding.
If I had a million dollars... I'd build as many homeless shelters as I can. (:

wth O___O
u the shelter mad of sticks and u accidentally tripped over it and fell

If I had a million dollars.. I'd higher an agent to bring emily to me so I can rape her.
BUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA >]

rhapishttt

if i had 1million dolla i buy a whole bunch of condoms for protection
thts wha mommie told me to to PROTECTION First(:

LOLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

If I had a milliion dollars I'd get rid of all EMILY condoms and any way she can obtain condoms so she can't get her hands on any condoms then.. she'll have HIV/AIDS

ewwwww then right now im not a virgin?
O___O so mean
if i have 1 milion dollars
i will o-o higher some dude to teach KUNK FU and keel t/ONY from traking my condams away:(

LOL If I had a million dollars I'd make a GAJILLION Emily clones and use them against her
hahhaha

O__ BIG WORD DUNNO IT Buh o wells w.e it is
i wish i had 1million cheeese o-o

Lol it's not a word hahah I made it up xD
You eat all your cheese and start to fart like crazy which increased the greenhouse gases on Earth then the Earth explodes and all of mankind is *poof*
I want a million smilies!

WTH O__ o thts soo evil
granted but the slimes ate u instead<3

LOL hahha it's fun to be mean hahah
and of course I'm only joking xD